This is for the cross stitch chart for the pictured designs from Color Charts. One is entitled "Old Timer's Eye Examination" and, when completed, will require anyone wanting to read it to squint quite a bit and then get the finished project in the right place so that they can read: "NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYES". The stitch count for this project is 165 x 113. The second design is for "Rules Of The Household" The stitch count is 128 x 174. The rules read: The Female always makes the Rules.Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.No Male can possibly know all the Rules.If the Female suspects the Male knows the Rules, she must immediately change the Rules.The Female is NEVER wrong.If the Female is wrong, it is due to a flagrant misunderstanding caused by some thing the Male did or said wrong.The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.The Female has every right to be upset at any time; the Male must remain calm.If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void. |
